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Child Molester Whale

from The Way of the Pig by Four Hoove Death Pig

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His name is Lester
He's a child molester
but when he's not molestin'
he's workin' a register
at the Toys R Us
in the deep blue sea
sellin Furbies and Nerf guns to yo fam-uh-lee
But when ya leavin' yo kids to go shoppin' for Christmas
here comes Lester gun swoop up your children
he takes them out back and says they can trust him
but there's more than one back that he'll be humpin

Child molester whaaaaale!

So hide yo tuna and hide yo shrimp
cause Lesters molestin'...all of yo fish!
He's a sex offender, registered pedo
Lester's the one who kidnapped Nemo

Hid in his ship and cast out his bate
watched him swim around as he masturbates
pulled out his whale dick, one big pecker
had Nemo stroke it with his small flipper
few minutes later Lester's bout to cum
said turn around boy this is gunna be fun
The ocean turned white, and he got it on his tail
Lester's the reason why they call it a sperm whale

Child molester whaaaaale!
(Bitchin' solo)

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from The Way of the Pig, released September 28, 2014

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Four Hoove Death Pig Eureka, California

Originally started in 2008 under the name "Four Hoove Death Pig" on Myspace, creator Kameron Bogges has since come forward that that he is actually not a band, nor pig, and is in fact a kid in a bedroom with instruments. There is no direction, and there is no genre. Kameron's style ranges from gangsta rap, to smooth jazz, to depressing acoustic, to metal. Mostly metal. Sorry. ... more

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